Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

At the dentist’s office today, the dental hygienist came in and was asking me a series of questions. She was a black lady (keep this in mind for later). You know, the expected questions. “Do you brush your teeth?”, “How often?”, “Do you floss?”, “sugar free gum?”, “fluoride?”, and then after a pause she said “Do you swish?” And I, like a racist idiot, replied “I’ve been known to dabble in some B.ball back in the day. I quit before middle school, but my favorite movies growing up were Like Mike and Space Jam. So yeah, you could say I swish.” She meant did I use mouth wash.